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In This Issue


New update to Dell XPS laptops feature very thin bezels and 17” display

Dell's XPS range of laptops got an all new design with the highlight being super thin bezels. A 15" screen fits in what would otherwise be a 14" chassis. There's also a new 17" variant that thanks to the thin bezels is about the same size as a 15" laptop - I like the sound of that! Dell also managed to fit a 720p webcam and dual mics into that thin bezel, avoiding the dreaded "nosecam" for video calls. Coil whine and poor cooling on the previous XPS ruined an otherwise great laptop, hopefully they took care of that in these new ones. Only downer is that they don't use the latest Ryzen 4000 CPUs. Dell's PR person sent me these reviewer's guides for the 15" and 17" that have heaps of info you might not find anywhere else.

Epic shows off Unreal Engine 5 running on the PlayStation 5

Epic Games (not to be confused with the Epic electronic medical records system!) has given the first public demo of Unreal Engine 5, the basis for many, many video games. It looks bloody awesome, as you'd expect, but what makes it even more interesting is that it's running on the PlayStation 5, which Tim Sweeny (Epic's boss) reckons has such an advanced SSD in it, PC makers are gonna struggle to catch up with. Epic really wants developers to play around with this engine as the basis for their next game, so they're waiving royalties on its use in shipping titles until the title hits US$1m in revenue. Unreal 5 engine comes out 2021 and the PlayStation 5 is still on track for Christmas 2020.

US extends Huawei/ZTE ban whilst Chinese hackers try steal COVID-19 research from US labs

The Huawei (and ZTE) ban in the USA that began a year ago has been extended for another year. That means another year of Huawei's phones lacking Google services and becoming virtually unsellable outside of China. Seems unlikely it'll ever end as long as Trump is in charge. Meanwhile, the FBI and the Department of Homeland Security’s Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) have gone on the record accusing Chinese hackers funded by the government, of "attempting to identify and illicitly obtain valuable intellectual property (IP) and public health data related to vaccines, treatments, and testing from networks and personnel affiliated with COVID-19-related research" - one could argue that stuff should be open for everyone to see so there's no need to steal it. Really makes you think, doesn't it?

Not News


Check out this video of someone cooking a slice of meat on an old AMD Phenom CPU. Those CPUs go up to over 80-degrees so it's not surprising the meat eventually sizzles and browns. This person aptly describes their creation as a "meatsink". Wonderful! What I wanna know is if the meat effectively soaked up the heat enough to actually let the CPU run without crashing. Could you constantly have some form of food cooking on the CPU? Eggs? Ham? What if you had a few GPUs going at the same time running F@H and could serve up a full breakfast? Quad CPU and eight GPUs and you could create a versatile hot plate.


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