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November 27, 2025 | Read online
# EU under 16 social media ban, Kagi browser and X not paying its bills Plus: They put a SNES in a SHOE
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"Atari 520STM 08" (Flickr: TPau65)
# The News
### EU’s 16+ social media minimum age policy ain’t as extreme as Australia’s
European politicians support restricting access to social media platforms and AI chatbots for under 16s unless their parents OK it (POLITICO). The suggestion was part of a non-binding report passed by European Parliament which, as a fun twist, makes the tech company CEOs personally liable if their platforms don’t protect kids online. The push behind this is to harmonise the EU’s various national rules, and would set a firm minimum age of 13 — codifying existing industry standards. It would also ban addictive design features and gambling-like elements (Reuters).
Also: EU states back away from forcing Big Tech to detect and remove child pornography
The Sizzle: Even as other countries “follow” our example, Australia’s social media restrictions for young people remain the most extreme in the world. Other countries doing similar things are allowing younger kids to use social media if their parents consent and aren’t setting minimum ages as high as 16. Plus, the fact that the EU is going to ban those addictive design elements is good!
I’m so sorry to keep covering this so much but I think this is such an obvious case of bad lawmaking around technology (and if you’re over it, it’s pretty much over in like two weeks). My critique of Australia’s law isn’t because I think social media companies should do whatever they want, it’s because the law that we’ve ended up with is a missed opportunity to do something that would work much better.
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### Kagi launches its own version of a browser
Alternative search company Kagi’s browser Orion has officially launched for Mac. Much like Kagi, Orion’s selling points are that it is privacy-focused and free of a lot of the other bullshit that has infected competitors (9to5Mac). It is a WebKit browser, but looks like a pretty lean version of Safari and has tab/browser syncing but doesn’t transmit that data to Kagi. Plus it does a few other cool things around customising how web pages display with a ‘focus mode’ and ‘page tweak’ features. It’s free, but does have a paid version for early access to new features.
I know there’s quite a few Kagi-head Sizzlers out there so would be curious to hear if you’ve tried it out.
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### Elon Musk’s X is a deadbeat that didn’t pay its lobby group bills
Elon Musk’s X got turfed from an Australian tech lobby group because it didn’t pay its fees (Information Age). DIGI, which has members like Apple, Meta, Google, TikTok and plays a big role in drafting Australia’s online safety codes, suspended X earlier this year for failing to pay its fees. In response, X says that it has now coughed up and should be reinstated — but DIGI hasn’t confirmed that it will be reinstated.
People might remember a previous stoush between X and DIGI when it was sanctioned for failing to meet the group’s own rules on misinformation (Crikey, $). But now, every platform doesn’t give a shit about that so I guess it’s not a problem anymore.
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#### Leftovers
Australia:
Optus blames 'significant' outage in Frankston and the Mornington Peninsula on vandalism (ABC News) AI deals must be done for energy, says Ted O’Brien (The Australian, $) Twitch and Kick will ban kids under 16. YouTube, Reddit and X still won’t say (Crikey, $) ATA asks fed gov to make triple zero “compliant” device list public (iTnews) Australian data centre approvals lag two years behind Asia (Financial Review, $) eSafety action prevents services ‘nudifying’ Australian school children (eSafety Commissioner) Australian-made bidirectional (V2X) EV charger hits the market (The Driven)
Rest of the world:
Spiking memory prices mean that it is once again a horrible time to build a PC (Ars Technica) AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet — And Thanksgiving Dinner (Bloomberg, $) Indie developers have a new sales pitch: ‘AI free’ (The Verge) Don’t Download Apps (Caleb's Blog)
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# Oh, Also
### They put a SNES in a SHOE
This one is pretty much what it says on the box: a designer has crammed a playable “SNES” into a pair of Air Max 90s (Instagram).
just what we were all waiting for!
It’s not a real SNES, just a Raspberry Pi Zero W that’s inside the sneaker’s tongue. But it does have 30 minutes of battery life and an HDMI port so I guess it’ll do (Engadget).
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