Plus: I couldn’t emulate Windows XP in a browser, so here’s Windows 95 instead ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

August 14, 2025 | Read online
# Apple's robot Siri, UK age check impact and force Big Tech open Plus: I couldn’t emulate Windows XP in a browser, so here’s Windows 95 instead
Edition 2396
"National Naval Medical Center, Bethesda MD (NNMC) 1977 - Blood pressures are taken automatically with an Arteriosonde machine" (Flickr: navymedicine)
# The News
### Apple plans to win the AI race with Robot Siri and smart home gear
Apple is set to launch a robot Siri, a home iPad and other smart home gear as its way of getting back into the AI game (Bloomberg, archived). The Apple Oracle Mark Gurman says that Apple is targeting 2027 to release a bunch of new devices with the plan of “owning the home”. These include an iPad on a robot arm that can “reposition itself to follow users in a room”, a stripped down, arm-less version of the home iPad device, security cameras and a smart lock that will unlock using Face ID.
The Sizzle: Some of this stuff seems like a no-brainer. I’m a baby Apple HomeKit user with only a few smart lightbulbs, and even I’ve looked to see if there are compatible security cameras. I’m sure the Home iPad and Robot Siri will sell like hotcakes because there’s already a clear use case even if there’s no improvement over the existing capabilities of Dumb Siri. Whether they become a true smash hit will depend if Apple can do what Amazon has struggled with Alexa Plus: make an AI vocal assistant that is as dependable as Dumb Siri but has the ability of a ChatGPT-like Smart Siri.
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### UK age check law looks like it’s driven people to dodgier adult websites
Visits to major p*rn websites dropped by half in the UK after the companies introduced the legally-mandated age check measures (Guardian). Social media websites which introduced the same measures didn’t see a dip.
The Sizzle: I actually think this is incredibly damning. The fact that major p*rn traffic dropped while social media didn’t suggests that a lot of people are now going to non-compliant adult websites. Think about it: there’s no real competition to major social media platforms because of the network effects. When it comes to p*rn, there are a LOT of options. This should worry people because, say what you want about some of the dodgy behaviour of major adult websites, the more obscure ones are probably even worse.
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### Opening up Big Tech’s black box is a no brainer
The Albanese government is considering whether AI companies should be forced to reveal their model training data as part of enforcing copyright (AFR, $). Attorney-General Michelle Rowland is mulling this policy, after senior members of the government also indicated that it’s not too keen on giving AI companies a carve-out for copyright law for training despite the tech lobby acting like we’re falling behind (Guardian).
The Sizzle: Some of the low hanging fruit for Australian tech regulation is forcing transparency. Silicon Valley has an upper hand in public debate about tech policy because their services are black boxes, opaque to the rest of us. I know it’s complicated by trade secrets and the nature of technology itself, but I think the first step in any regulation should be making sure everyone understands what the fuck is actually happening online.
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#### Leftovers
Influencers wage ‘ground war’ with Australian government over social media ban, documents reveal (The Guardian) Labor warned of ‘emerging misinformation and AI threats’ in confidential federal election review (The Guardian) Australian EV sales hit record in June quarter, account for 22 pct of medium SUV segment (The Driven) Amazon Haul launches in Australia, curating trending under-$25 products from social media (SmartCompany) Russia is trying to crack down on messengers like WhatsApp and Telegram. It’s not working (Associated Press) US embeds trackers in AI chip shipments to catch diversions to China, sources say (Reuters) Instagram is developing a feature that helps users find shared interests (TechCrunch) The Looming Social Crisis of AI Friends and Chatbot Therapists (derekthompson.org) These are the jobs most likely to be replaced by artificial intelligence (The Independent) Some doctors got worse at detecting cancer after relying on AI (The Verge) UK expands what police can do with facial recognition tech (The Register) Fairphone Gen 6 Review: A Phone for the Future (Wired, $) How unraveling two Pentagon projects may result in a costly 'do-over' (Reuters) Pebble Time 2 - Design Reveal (ericmigi.com) Tesla Diner Drops Most Menu Options, Cuts Hours (Jalopnik) I’ll tell you who didn’t need to deal with games being taken offline by their developers (r/PCMasterRace)
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# Oh, Also
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Originally I was going to share this Windows XP running in a web browser with you. But then I realised, it’s not an actual emulation.
You’re not fooling anyone. You make me sick
Here at the Sizzle HQ, we have standards. We don’t accept pretenders. Only the best for my Sizzlers. So, in lieu, here is Windows 95 actually being emulated in a browser.
Ahh now doesn’t that feel better?
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# Bargains
Electrical & electronics
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Computing
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