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November 05, 2025 | Read online
# Teen social media ban list, Amazon says no AI agents & local streaming quotas Plus: A rigorous approach to understanding 50 Cent today
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"Football League Review - 1970 - Page 6&7" (Flickr: Miles McClagan)
# The News
### We finally know which platforms are in the teen social media ban
Reddit will be in Australia’s teen social media ban while platforms like Twitch, Discord, GitHub Bluesky and Roblox are not, the government says (Crikey, $). After more than a year of uncertainty about the “social media” in the “teen social media ban”, the eSafety Commissioner has put out a list of 8 platforms that will be in the ban… which became 9 overnight because it seems like someone forgot to include Meta’s X clone, Threads (eSafety). Oops! While not legally binding, it’s a signal that everyone who’s se not on the list will not be expected to restrict teens from their platforms come December 10.
The Sizzle: I drove down to Canberra to see the Communications Minister and eSafety Commissioner speak. It was fascinating being in the room with a lot of journalists because it’s clear that this very convoluted and frankly bizarrely implemented ban is confusing even to the people who pay a lot of attention to this.
This is my Coachella
My take specifically about this list is that it’s a tiny, little walk back from the ban. They’re not enforcing a ban on everyone who fits the very broad definition of a social media company; a list that could feasibly include everything from Big Footy forums to the Sizzle Slack. That’s a good change, I think.
But it’s really a silver lining. This law remains deeply flawed in its execution, unfocused in its aims and unsupported by the real experts on the complicated relationship between teens and their wellbeing. Even some more thoughtful changes around the edges can’t fix its fundamental flaws.
Discuss in the Sizzle Slack or forum.
### Amazon doesn’t want your AI robots clicking around its website
Amazon has politely told AI search and browser company Perplexity to fuck off and stop letting its agents buy stuff for their users (Bloomberg, $). The ecommerce giant sent a cease and desist to Perplexity that claims AI agent is doing “computer fraud” by shopping on its users’ behalf without disclosure. Like seemingly every other AI company, Perplexity has an AI browser, Comet, which can click around on your screen for you. Putting AI in charge of your browser presents a privacy risk and hurts the user experience, Amazon said (who, btw, is also launching their own competing agent lmao).
The Sizzle: 2025 was supposed to be the year of the AI agent, but I’ve yet to hear an ordinary consumer uses them.
When I was at a party last week and a startup guy told me about his AI agent-related business idea, my first question was: why would any company want you to use an agent? Surely, it’s only annoying for companies to deal with dodgy robots and, crucially, not have a direct relationship to (potential) customers. This move by Amazon is proof of that. If I was Amazon, I do not want robots on my website. They’re MY users that I want to bombard with ads, upsell and use dark patterns to manipulate.
Discuss in the Sizzle Slack or forum.
### Australia to introduce local content quota for streamers, finally
Netflix, Disney+, Amazon Prime and other big streamers will have a local quota for Australian content, under a law proposed by the government (ABC News). While promised long ago, the government is now introducing legislation to require “7.5% of local revenue” from video streamers with at least a million Australian users to be spent on Australian-produced content. Other mediums like free-to-air television already have similar quotas.
Discuss in the Sizzle Slack or forum.
#### Leftovers
Australia:
Crypto rally lifts Swyftx to $50m profit (The Australian Financial Review, $)
Rest of the world:
Apple Readies a Low-Cost Laptop to Rival Chromebooks and Windows PCs (Bloomberg, $) Tesla's ‘Robotaxis' Keep Crashing-Even With Human ‘Safety Monitors' Onboard (Miami Herald, $) Google Removed 749 Million Anna’s Archive URLs From Its Search Results (TorrentFreak) Windows 10 update incorrectly tells some users they've reached end-of-life, despite having extended support (Tom's Hardware) Apple Podcasts is generating automatic links and chapters(The Verge)
Discuss these links in the Sizzle Slack or forum.
# Oh, Also
### A rigorous approach to understanding 50 Cent today
Many of you will be familiar with US rapper 50 Cent who was one of the most famous artists in the world through the early 2000s. Perhaps you’re wondering what he’s been up to lately?
Well, thankfully, someone has put together this very useful resource: www.50centadjustedforinflation.com
Discuss in the Sizzle Slack or forum.
# Bargains
Electrical & Electronics
### Electrical & Electronics
Edifier MR3 2.0 Studio Monitors - Black - $139 at Scorptec Reolink Cx820 4K 8MP Dome Poe IP Camera - $149.99 at Reolink Garmin Fenix 7 Pro Sapphire Solar - $774 at DickSmith eBay Bluetti AC180 Portable Power Station 1800w 1152wh - $799 at Bluetti Roborock Qrevo Edge Vacuum Cleaner - $1449 at Costco Nikon Z50II Mirrorless Camera with NIKKOR Z DX 18-140mm f/3.5-6.3 VR - $1773 at Georges Cameras (Backorder)
Computing
Logitech MK220 Wireless Keyboard and Mouse Combo - $29 at Amazon AU Gigabyte GS27QA 27" 180Hz 1440p IPS Gaming Monitor - $209 at Umart Kamrui Essenx E2 Mini PC, Intel Processor N150, 16GB RAM, 512GB SSD - $259.89 at Welant via Amazon Au Powercolor Reaper Radeon RX 9060 XT 16GB Video Card - $546 at Centre Com eBay Gaming PC: Intel Core i3-13100F CPU, RTX 5050 GPU, 16GB RAM, 1TB SSD - $849 at G-One Computer
Mobile
Motorola Moto G35 5G 4GB/128GB + $35 VF Starter Prepaid - $139 at Kmart
# The End
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