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December 11, 2025 | Read online
# Teen social media ban success or failure? US wants Aussie social media histories & Apple Watch health update Plus: If you like comparing random animal sizes, boy do I have a neat website for you
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Good afternoon! Thanks to the Sizzlefather for covering yesterday, and apologies for today’s edition being a bit late. As you can probably guess I’ve been knee deep with…
# The News
### The teen social media ban is already a success or a failure, depending on who you ask
It’s day two of our post-social media world for teens and there’s two ways to look at how it’s going. On one hand, the 10 listed social media platforms took steps to restrict access to teens. (Guardian) None of them left the country. On the other hand, it was almost comical how many teens appeared to get around the ban, posting on — where else — social media about how easy it was and openly mocking the prime minister for saying it was a “success” and that they’d restricted access.
For some reason the “teen revheads TikTok” community has been particularly active
The Sizzle: I have two main thoughts:
Watching TikTok videos or seeing posts from teens who were scheming about how to get around the ban, engaging in criticism of our tech policy, having fun and playing, I was struck by something. Unintentionally, we’d created an event that brought out the best of social media use: actively making stuff, building community, learning about things, and exploring the world (Crikey, $) Clearly, not everyone was like that, but I just found it so perfect that teens were just being teens by rebelling against authority and figuring out ways around things. Yesterday was a mess, but I do expect these systems to get better at figuring out kids’ ages (Guardian). I think the various systems that these companies use will catch more and more teens — and I think the government will slowly turn the screws on them so that they try harder — so a pretty embarrassing first day isn’t really that important. What transpired yesterday is 10000000x less important than how this ban actually affects kids in time. I hope everyone gives the same amount of attention to the data we get on how kids are faring post-ban that they have to its first day. But for now — thankfully to everyone who’s probably sick of me writing about it! — I don’t think there’s much more to be said until we can actually find out more.
Further reading: Australia starting to build the safer internet big tech feared (AFR, $) Finding your tribe: Why Australia’s social media ban gets It wrong (Ben Harris-Roxas) and I interviewed Communications Minister Anika Wells.
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### Guess I’m not going to the United States any time soon
The Trump administration is planning on requiring all Australian travellers to provide their social media handles for review when visiting the US (The Verge). At the moment, Australia is one of the 42 countries that can visit the states without a visa for up to 90 days under its ESTA system. While visa applications have already required providing social media handles, the US Customs and Border Protection wants to add a “mandatory” review of social media history for the past five years to part of the ESTA application. This is, uh, quite concerning given this dictatorship’s country’s recent weaponisation of its immigration system against its political foes — and the big technology link is we know they’re fanging all this stuff in AI to do it (Axios).
The Sizzle:
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### The deep state has signed off on letting Apple Watch users know if they’re about to have a heart attack
Australian Apple Watch users will soon get high blood pressure warnings after our regulator gave the new feature the tick of approval (Information Age). This new feature was announced in September and rolled out to 150 countries — but in Australia, we needed to make sure everything medical-related was on the up-and-up. Now, the Therapeutic Goods Administration has given the green light to Apple to introduce this feature and all that’s left is for Tim Cook to go flip a switch somewhere in Apple HQ. I gotta say, it’s sick as hell that consumer products can now do this.
Although I should mention: my Apple Watch keeps telling me I have possible sleep apnea. I went and told my doctor, he looked at me like a lunatic, asked me a few questions like “are you tired all the time” (no more than anyone else), “do you fall asleep mid-conversation” (no), “have you ever fallen asleep driving” (no), and then just said “uhhh you’re fine” and sent me on my way. So, take it all with a grain of salt!
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#### Leftovers
Australia:
Govt abandons plan for external AI advisory body (InnovationAus) Govt moves to legislate gambling, tobacco activity out of RDTI (InnovationAus) Rent tech ruse: Almost half of Victorian renters exposed to unnecessary data risks and expenses (Cyber Daily) CommBank fined $792,000 over breaches of Consumer Data Right rules (Cyber Daily)
Rest of the world:
Electric cars no more likely to flatten you than the noisy ones, study finds (The Register) Reddit is testing verification badges (TechCrunch) Instagram Will Start Letting You Pick What Shows Up in Your Reels (Wired, $) Valve: HDMI Forum Continues to Block HDMI 2.1 for Linux (Heise Online) Microsoft Teams to warn of suspicious traffic with external domains (BleepingComputer) The EU wants to know if Google used YouTube content to train its AI models (Financial Times, $) Spotify Test Will Let Users ‘Power’ the Algorithm and Generate Customized Playlists (Bloomberg, $) Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year (The Verge) Maybe we don't need a server (Lecaro)
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# Oh, Also
### If you like comparing random animal sizes, boy do I have a neat website for you
Here’s something from a repeat “Oh, Also” offender: a fun website showing the size of different animals.
I guess the “Goliath Frog” name is relative to other frogs
Trust me, it’s gorgeous — and don’t forget to turn your audio on.
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# Bargains
Electrical & Electronics
Edifier Neobuds Pro 2 True Wireless Headphones - $56 at Amazon AU (Down from $199) Sonos Beam Gen2 Black Smart Soundbar BEAM2AU1BLK - $509 at Costco Apple Watch Series 11 (GPS, 42mm) - $547 at Harvey Norman Samsung Galaxy S25 256GB - $949 at Costco
Computing
6 free months Adobe Photoshop Web Cooler Master MasterLiquid Atmos 240 AIO Liquid CPU Cooler - $114 at FrontidaHealth via Amazon AU AOC 24G11ZE 23.8" FHD Fast IPS 240Hz Adaptive Sync Gaming Monitor - $139 at Centre Com Asus ROG Strix B650E-F Gaming Wi-Fi AMD Ryzen AM5 ATX Motherboard - $301 at Amazon DE via AU Galaxy Tab A11+ Wi-Fi Kids Edition Case and Pen - $329 at Samsung AU Dell S3225QS 32" 4K UHD 120Hz VA Monitor - $499 at Dell AU Samsung 49" Odyssey Oled G95SD Curved Dqhd Gaming Monitor - $1514 at Samsung Govt Asus Gx10 Ai PC, Nvidia Gb10, 128GB LPDDR5X, 1TB, WIFI7, 2X 200g QSFP112, DGX OS - $6572 at Itnest
Mobile
Forest: Focus for Productivity - Free at Apple App Store amaysim Starter Packs at Woolworths SIM Only for $1 $30 Starter Pack for $12 $40 Starter Pack for $15 $50 Starter Pack for $18 $99 Starter Pack for $49 $150 Starter Pack for $99 Telstra $39 Starter Pack - $13 at Coles (Down from $39) Boost $300 Starter Pack - $250 at Woolworths (Down from $300) Samsung Galaxy S25 256GB - $949 at Costco
# The End
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